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Old Mar 19, 2006, 09:13 AM // 09:13   #1241
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Because you haven't played enough GW.

What's better than a cookie?
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Old Mar 19, 2006, 11:00 AM // 11:00   #1242
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a Llama..

Whats better than a Llama?
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Old Mar 19, 2006, 01:42 PM // 13:42   #1243
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2 llamas

Why is 2 better then 1?
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Old Mar 19, 2006, 02:02 PM // 14:02   #1244
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because its twice the Llama!

Why do Llamas have an easy life?
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Old Mar 19, 2006, 03:22 PM // 15:22   #1245
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because they don't have bills to pay.

Why is it against the law to beat your husband with the nerf bat of doom?
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Old Mar 19, 2006, 05:53 PM // 17:53   #1246
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because u may dmg the nerf bat of doom

why cant i rule the world with my armie of genetic hamsters?
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Old Mar 19, 2006, 07:09 PM // 19:09   #1247
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You must have made them with a genetic fault..

What are the hamsters names?
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Old Mar 19, 2006, 07:11 PM // 19:11   #1248
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Pie, Pineapple, Coffee, Teabag

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Old Mar 19, 2006, 07:12 PM // 19:12   #1249
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Because these are simply the universal names for genetic hamsters that joined the army.

Why would a poor widdle hamster join the army?
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Old Mar 19, 2006, 07:14 PM // 19:14   #1250
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Better Health Care Insurance.

Do Hamsters have a Union?
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Old Mar 19, 2006, 07:19 PM // 19:19   #1251
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yes and its a crappy one they go on strike every 2 minutes

y cant i eat ham?
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Old Mar 19, 2006, 07:34 PM // 19:34   #1252
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because you are a vegetarian

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Old Mar 19, 2006, 07:48 PM // 19:48   #1253
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To catch fish in!

What kind of car is the fastest car?
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Old Mar 19, 2006, 08:55 PM // 20:55   #1254
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The one thats not the slowest

Which is faster a turtle or a tortise?
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Old Mar 19, 2006, 09:48 PM // 21:48   #1255
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A tortise because it is scientifically proven that they use time travel.

Why is everyday exactly the same?

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Old Mar 19, 2006, 10:09 PM // 22:09   #1256
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because it cant be different due to time travel

Why does time travel screw everything up?
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Old Mar 19, 2006, 11:13 PM // 23:13   #1257
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because it makes for a good plot.

How come RL is never as exciting as in the movies?
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Old Mar 20, 2006, 02:51 AM // 02:51   #1258
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cause chuck norris doesn't rule the world

why doesnt chuck norris rule the world??
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Old Mar 20, 2006, 02:56 AM // 02:56   #1259
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Because I hate bunnies.

Why do I download so many game/movies/music?
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Old Mar 20, 2006, 03:20 AM // 03:20   #1260
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Because your Avatar is Sonic!

What title follows Ministry of Knowledge and when will I get it? (please give the right answer)
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